Animal Defense Militia is an underground movement of covert operatives committed to preserving the autonomy and merriment of non-human vertebrates through
any means necessary
. Join usor fear us.
The Annual Emu Cuddle Fest has been postponed.
The A.D.M. has declared war on the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
PETA-Pansy Feasts on Animal Crackers!
OF THE YEAR:
Nazi Human Child Invades Saint Bernard's Personal Space!
Save the Bunnies; Torture the Homeless!
Senile Human Bitch Allows Cat's Anal Glands to Swell & Fester
Chickens Traumatized by Mass Egg Abductions
Grandpa - The Other White Meat
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