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Animal Defense Militia is an underground movement of covert operatives committed to preserving the autonomy and merriment of non-human vertebrates through any means necessary. Join us—or fear us.

NOTE: The Annual Emu Cuddle Fest has been postponed.

THE WAR WITH PETA!
The A.D.M. has declared war on the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

NEWSFLASH: PETA-Pansy Feasts on Animal Crackers!
A.D.M. OPERATIVE
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  "The Mongoose"
THE A.D.M. NEWSWIRE
Nazi Human Child Invades Saint Bernard's Personal Space!
A.D.M. Editorial: Save the Bunnies; Torture the Homeless!
Senile Human Bitch Allows Cat's Anal Glands to Swell & Fester
Chickens Traumatized by Mass Egg Abductions
Eating Right: Grandpa - The Other White Meat
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