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- Old Navy Kevlar Tech Vest
- Li'l Bully® Playground Humiliation Activity Pack
- Triple barrel gravity bong
- Mortiis retainer case
- Tora! Tora! Tora! Trapper Keeper
- "I'm With My Baby's Daddy" T-shirt
- Cobra® XRS 9400 Radar Detector: Driver's Education Edition
- Dr. Dizzy® Fun-Time Pocket Rubber-Cement Sniffy Pen
- "Puberty Party" Headband
- Gap Kids® "I Heart the Dominant Paradigm" T-shirt
- Peruvian band-practice powder
- Laura Ashley for Boys® gym locker potpourri wreath
- "Will Fuck 4 Popularity" tattoo
- Stone Cold Steve Austin Hebrew school yarmulke
- Cornea-B-Gone® Laser Pointer
- #69 pencils
- Monogrammed autoclave
- Clearasil® X-TREME cystic acne-concealing face paint
- "No Fat Chicks" tennis visor
- Mercury crayons
- Cheerleader Queen® brand Trim Towelettes
- "Mavis Beacon Teaches Autoerotic Asphyxiation"
- Locker-sized kegerator
- Abercrombie & Fitch® "Varsity Orgy" fleece
- Vedantic scripture pocket book
- Mutton-flavored paste
- Billy the Beggar® playground panhandling set
- Rosie O'Donnell Lunch Crate
- dELiAs® "My First Alterna-Chick Slut Boots"
- Richard Simmons Fanny Pack
- "Pop My Cherry" pencil box
- Hipster's Choice® vintage thrift store athletic supporters
- Timothy McVeigh Bunsen Burner
- "Dick and Jane" Cliffs Notes
- Angry White Girlie From an Affluent Suburb® brass knuckles
- "Not Until I'm Married" baby doll t-shirt
- Carton of Marlboro Mediums
- Sean Hannity Text Book Covers
- Construction worker paper
- Depends® field hockey pantaloons
- American Heritage Dictionary of Ethnic and Racial Slurs
- Replacement M-16 tactical intervention muzzle
- Sonny's First Shiv®
- Dessicated rat head pencil toppers
- "Slim Shady Diversity Appreciation Workbook"
- Jean Louis David combination lint/teen mustache brush
- Cafeteria finger bowls
- Mont Blanc® Pour Garçon Cast Platinum Deluxe Frog Dissection Lab Instrument Set
- National Honor Society beer coozie
- Jacques Cousteau swirly snorkel
