The Absolute Bottom 50...

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  1. Prenuptial suicide pacts
  2. Elective mastectomy
  3. Gangsta nuns
  4. Lesbian fast food
  5. The "Screw Tibet" movement
  6. Morbid obesity
  7. The Metric System
  8. Microbrew mouthwash
  9. Faux-varicosity fishnets
  10. Ass cleavage glitter
  11. Celebrity drug mules
  12. "Balkan Chic"
  13. Jehovah's Witness eroticism
  14. Cabbage Patch iMacs
  15. Lobsters on leashes
  16. RAZOR wheelchairs
  17. Gang kids carrying judges' gavels
  18. Trance-Polka fusion
  19. Beef jerky playmates
  20. Pubic bangs
  21. Anger-Management Smoothies
  22. Old Navy cod-pieces
  23. Lamb Vindaloo Lip Gloss
  24. Leather socks
  25. Techno eulogies
  26. Tongue extensions
  27. After-school pedicure clubs
  28. Aerosol aphrodisiacs
  29. Triple nipple tattoos
  30. The auto-coprophagy diet
  31. Darryl Hannah murals
  32. Copycat Gladiators
  33. Inflatable Paula Zahn Companions
  34. Pokemon condoms
  35. Serial Killer Boy Bands
  36. Sport Fertility Vehicles
  37. STRIDEX acne-curing leeches
  38. Clamato parties
  39. German caterer fantasies
  40. Retro pharmaceuticals
  41. "Self-Esteem for Dummies"
  42. Inter-species adoptions
  43. Anonymous friendships
  44. Clothing-optional line dancing
  45. Trent Lott Underoos
  46. Gay truckers
  47. "Survivor IX: Homeless in Camden"
  48. Walmart - The Fragrance
  49. Disposable handgun six-packs
  50. Menstrual blood colonics