The Absolute Bottom 50...

> PENIS NICKNAMES <

  1. Pennis the Menace
  2. The Ramburglar
  3. The Giving Tree
  4. Wrinklebeast
  5. Acorn Andy
  6. Johnny Come Early
  7. Third Arm of Justice
  8. The Zipper Ripper
  9. Everybody Loves the Nubbin
  10. Lance Wyoming
  11. Gertrude Frankenstein
  12. Twinkie
  13. The Exxon Valdenis
  14. Tony the Hustler
  15. The Littlest Traffic Cop
  16. Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
  17. Donald Pump
  18. Admiral James T. Cock
  19. President Johnson
  20. Kaptain Kielbasa
  21. Old Drizzly
  22. Federal Love Project
  23. Chief of Staff
  24. Pope John Pole III
  25. Thor's Hammer
  26. King Leer
  27. Schtuppopolis
  28. The Molten Mushroom
  29. The Powerprawn
  30. Scepter of Sordidness
  31. Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
  32. Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
  33. E.T.'s Stinkfinger
  34. Niagara Balls
  35. Meat Maelstrom
  36. Trembling Torpedo
  37. King Ohyeah
  38. Buster McThunderstick
  39. Madeleine Albright
  40. The Viscount of Veins
  41. The New York Post
  42. Winnie the Cock
  43. The Sixth Beatle
  44. The True Cross
  45. The Fleshy Winnebago
  46. The Squinty Blowpop
  47. The Slim Reaper
  48. Jack Kerouwacker
  49. The Naughtiest Cardinal
  50. Master's Pincushion