The Absolute Bottom 50...

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  1. Mission Impenetrable
  2. Close Encounters of the Herd Kind
  3. The Recalcitrant Altar Boy
  4. David Cop-a-Feel
  5. Tangled up in Pubes
  6. The Al Dente Rigatoni
  7. Not So Fast, Not So Hard, Not So Soon
  8. Two Beached Whales
  9. The Tony Danza
  10. The Filthy Fritz
  11. The Wildly Overripe Cantaloupe
  12. The Dispenser of Justice
  13. The Salted Slug
  14. Imprisoned in the Chicken Coop
  15. The Shape-Shifting Hell-Beast
  16. Dog-Eat-Dog Style
  17. The Hobo's Dribble
  18. The Instant Messenger
  19. Scourge of the Perineum
  20. The Standing "O"
  21. Hot Buttered Rumsfeld
  22. Siegfried & Boy
  23. The Black Hole of Calcutta
  24. Giraffe Elbows, Hippo Knees
  25. The Five Finger Discount
  26. The Heineken Half-Mast Heartbreak
  27. Chock Full 'O Nuts
  28. John Tesh's Hollywood Minute
  29. The Angry Samoan
  30. The Ultimate Lobster Experience
  31. Rooty Tooty Fresh & Booty
  32. The Prison Pretzel
  33. Vic Tayback's Delight
  34. The Schenectady Scab Pick
  35. The Steak & Leg Special
  36. The Scoutmaster Maneuver
  37. The Apple Dumpling Bang
  38. The Ned Beatty Riverside Rendezvous
  39. The Carolina Pillow Biter
  40. Fire in the Hole
  41. Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
  42. The Wandering Jew
  43. The Detroit Piston
  44. The Rear Admiral
  45. The 6 Months to Live
  46. The Conscientious Objector
  47. The Shari Lewis & Lambchop
  48. Third Rock from the Buns
  49. The Hot Mikado
  50. The Jealous Porcupine