Past Absolute Bottom 50 Updates

April 8, 2007

Trashville Ditty Limits

June 21, 2006

Coprological Eschatology

SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE
  1. Tampons start to bleed... IN THE BOX!
  2. Reanimated corpse of Mr. Hooper descends on Sesame Street to exact murderous vengeance on Snuffleupagus
  3. Viacom reincorporates as a non-profit     MORE >>>

April 30, 2006

Coon Sticks & Cracker Stones



Presented for your disapproval: 50 global harmony-promoting ETHNIC SLURS


March 8, 2006

Thou Shalt be Commanded



Presented for your disapproval: 50 soul-fortifying BIBLICAL COMMANDMENTS


January 8, 2006

Philanthropist's Delight



Presented for your disapproval: 50 mega-effective CHARITIES desperately in need of YOUR support.


August 21, 2005

Academic Epidemic



Presented for your disapproval: Fifty GPA-boosting BACK TO SCHOOL SUPPLIES for 2005-2006.

July 22, 2005

Vacation Deflation



Just imagine: fifty VACATION DESTINATIONS so unforgettably, fantasmagorically fun-filled, not even finicky families will get all freakin' fussy!

June 28, 2005

Bottom 50 Bottoms Up!



WEDDING TOASTS guaranteed to infuse marriage receptions with the solemn dignity they require!


May 31, 2005

Die, Good Guy, Die!



Behold! Fifty EVIL GENIUS DEATHTRAP SPEECHES destined to reinvent the cinematic climax!


May 12, 2005

Generalizations Blow



Behold, if you dare, fifty STEREOTYPES guaranteed to drastically enhance your understanding of the human condition!


April 20, 2005

Rage Against the Mom



Imagine if you will, fifty PUNK BANDS so profoundly bereft of talent, each is destined to become a quadruple-platinum-selling mega-sensation!


March 16, 2005

Virtual Vacuousness



Fifty all-new VIDEO GAMES so profoundly lousy, they're sure to become super-ultra-best-sellers!


March 3, 2005

Naughty by Nurture



Behold! Sexual FETISHES so deviant and bizarre, their mere mention corrupts all that is decent!