This big fella ain't lookin' too spunky, now is he? That's sad - cuz he woulda made for a fine mess of burgers, too - 'cept that he set there on the side the road for two or three whole days. Now I can't speak for y'all, but I like my burgers with just a pinch less blowfly larvae in 'em than old stiffy here was ready to serve up! ©1999 | chickenhead productions