Looks like this little doggie's got himself one hell of all-you-can-eat buffet. That's right, a real meat-lover's buffet — not like that candy-assed salad bar buffet they're tryin' to pawn off at the Ponderosa Steak House. Can't hardly find the steak there but for all the leaves, twigs, and granola-covered noodle-frickin-roni! ©1999 | chickenhead productions