So I'm takin' my truck to the Meineke for some brake work when this polecat wanders out in front of me. I tried to stop - started downshiftin' so fast I thought my tranny would drop right out the truck. No use though. I flattened that polecat, but not before he puckered up and squirted that ass juice of his all over me and my truck. ©1999 | chickenhead productions