BEATDOWN PROFILE #2: Who: "Freaker" Why: The freaker lives on my street. He's got this big black lab named Suzie that's all retarded. You try to pet it and it rolls on its back and pisses all over itself. The first time I petted it, it did that and it got piss on my hands. So I'm drying them in the freaker's hair, and he bites me. The freaker tastes my boot almost every day because of that. ©1999 | chickenhead productions