BEATDOWN PROFILE #5: Who: "Fat-Ass" Why: I like chocolate. So does Fat-Ass. He always has a ton of candy in his book bag too. So one day we're outside and he's sitting on his big fat ass. I go up and go, "Give me some chocolate, Fat-Ass." He goes, "I only got gummi bears today." I go, "Liar." He goes, "Nuh-uh!" So I stuff his face in a mud puddle and go, "Now you got chocolate!" ©1999 | chickenhead productions