BEATDOWN PROFILE #6: Who: "Boner" Why: When we got back to school in September, this kid shows up all different. He's got this dumb mustache and squeaky voice. I'm all, whatever. Few days later, a bunch of us are behind 7-Eleven smoking butts, and who do we find reading Hustler and playing himself like a freaking trombone? Boner, that's who. We busted him up good. ©1999 | chickenhead productions