BEATDOWN PROFILE #8: Who: "Pants" Why: This kid gets his big brother's old clothes, and he never wears a belt, so he's got major crack action in the back of his pants. So I'm sittin' right behind him in assembly, and I start dropping pennies in the slot machine. He turns around and he's all, "Quit it!" And I'm all, "No." And he's all, "I'm telling!" Then I'm all, "You're dead." And he was. ©1999 | chickenhead productions