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Friends, are you tired of the free-wheeling, undisciplined chaos of the non-corporate world around you? Do the people in your life demonstrate unfortunate leanings towards such scourges as informality, spontaneity, and original thought? Luckily for you, these detestable traits (and more) can be easily brought to their knees. Simply distribute INSTANT BUREAUCRACY forms to your friends, neighbors, and family members, and you too can experience the power and mindless serenity of a ladder-climbing automaton!
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Use of  Instant Bureaucracy indicates acceptance of the simple terms and conditions below:
Verbal
Communication
Request
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Written
Reprimand
 
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Personal
Favor
Request
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Aquaintance
Termination
Form
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Sexual
Congress
Request
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Self-
Performance
Review
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