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Hello To You My Young American Friends...
As the world's greatest lover of women, now in
my 43rd year of introducing fine young ladies to the ways of loving,
I come to you here to help you plan the most magical evening of your puberty.
Use the calculator to unburden yourself of math, and the "TIP" button to unleash
the awesome power of my four decades of virgin-conquering finesse.
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