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Mr. Jay Leno's NEWSPEAK MONOLOGUES!
Linda Tripp, Linda Tripp—tripleplus traitor. Phone-tapping friendcrime—America hates her! Plusfat and plusugly—she's extra unnice. What's plusnew with Linda? Big hair! Pubic lice!

Linda So why do I love her—this ogre, this bitch? To mock her is easy—it's making me rich! Vagina reference!

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