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People's always askin' me how come the kids gets to fightin' in the
minivans. I tell 'em — there's too much damned room in them minivans.
You give a kid too much room, it'll be twitchin' & fidgetin' the whole friggin' trip.
And then you gotta tell 'em, "Now y'all settle down back there, or I will
start dishin' out the cold molasses enemas!"
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Fussin' around in the minivan causes crashes.
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