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What is it about a dirty river that little boys can't pass up?
Is it the cool refreshing fun? Is it the catchin' the crawdads and the frogs?
I don't think so. I think it's the sittin' and peein' right in their shorts all
day. That's why when they come home all wet and drippin', I tell 'em, "Y'all go
wash up in that bucket o' bleach by the garage."
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1 stream/river/puddle + 2 boys = 1 cesspool
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