Ahhhh... sweet pork - so succulent, so satisfying, and so deserving of only the finest advertising - masterfully crafted to seduce the world's swine-devouring hordes. Sadly, many fine porcine marketing messages, while both accurate and endearing, never reach the public - summarily vetoed by short-sighted account executives. Below are presented but a handful of these tragically discarded, albeit majestically poetic advertisements...