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The only way to get the Big Guyís attention is to pray long, hardÖ AND EXTREME! Iím Pastor Billy, and Iíll hook you up with these hip, edgy "it" prayers crackling with GEN X ATTITUDE! So if youíre looking to win a snowboarding meet, or are just afraid of writhing in hellfire, then check out these samples of my patented EXTREME PRAYERS and give your favorite deity (Allah, Buddha, Moses, Vishnu, or Je-freaking-hovah) a mad shout-out!
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  * Send $29.99 for the entire EXTREME PRAYER BOOK and receive a FREE "Get Out Of Sin" card redeemable exclusively in the hereafter!
  ** Send $69.99 and receive a copy of "THE RAD BOOK," my personal retelling of the Bible including these six explosive new chapters:

   The Prodigal Homeboy    Moses' Gnarly Red Sea Tube    David Smacks Down Goliath
   Chillin' With Solomon    Imperial Polytheism Bites    Jesus Rocks The Free World

Each wicked awesome copy is autographed by me... AND GOD!


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