Cantankerous Andy Rooney delights millions with his trademark wacky TV commentaries on life's little annoyances. Unfortunately, nearly half of his work lands on the cutting room floor, silenced by autocratic censors. Here, you can enjoy transcripts from some of Andy's sassiest tapings - those once deemed TOO HOT FOR TV! •   © 1998 - chickenhead productions   • * not affiliated with the cbs news personality of same name & appearance