National Security Agency SUPER SPY-O-MATIC Domestic Surveillance Portal
Covertly Monitor ANYONE! Learn Personal Secrets! Embarrass & Destroy Enemies!
BE ALERT: Report persons found to secretly belong to high risk groups:
INSTRUCTIONS: Simply enter the name of anyone you find suspicious, and Super Spy-O-Matic instantly cross-references NSA domestic phone, e-mail, travel and banking databases to expose shockingly seditious behavior and attitudes!

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